Super Weekend Sale Radio

MUSIC UP AND UNDER
ANNC: Art Van knows. For instance, when she says…
WOMAN: This is gorgeous.
ANNC: What she really means is
WOMAN:  This is what I want.  I’ve gotta’ have it.  Where’s the checkbook?
ANNC:  Which is fine, because during the Art Van Super Weekend Sale, everything in the store is marked down! When he says…
MAN:  Okay.
ANNC: What he really means is…
MAN:  Okay, now how the heck am I going to pay for this?
ANNC:  No problem.  Because there’s no down payment, no interest and no payments for two whole years!
When she says…
WOMAN: You’re kidding.
ANNC: She really means
WOMAN: Since you put it that way, why don’t we redo the dining room while we’re at it?
ANNC:   And she might as well, because she won’t have to pay anything for a whole 2 years.  Not a down payment, not a penny of interest, not a single payment for 2 years. And neither will you.  He says…
MAN:  Awesome!
ANNC:  She says…
WOMAN:  Super!
ANNC:  Proving that Art Van knows. The Art Van Super Weekend Sale is on- when else- this weekend.  But what I really mean is… FINANCE OFFER TO QUALIFIED BUYERS. MINIMUM PURCHASE REQUIRED.  SEE STORE FOR DETAILS.

Greektown Casino

Here are a few lines for T-shirts:

Play the Rush

All In

Let It Ride

High Roller

Follow me to Stud Poker.

Here are a few lines for shot glasses:
Fill Up (With a picture of a full house of playing cards. “Fill Up” means to have a full house in Poker.)

Call This!

Double or Nothing (On a double-size shot glass)

Double-Up

Ante/ Raise/ All-In (On the side of a shot glass, with three lines measuring the levels.) They’re creating this shot glass, but a PDF below shows the idea on a T-Shirt.

T-Shirts designs:

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PDF-2