ANNCR: Hello, this is an Art Van commercial. We are having a sale. Wow! Come to the sale. Thank you.
ANNCR: Warning: This is an Art Van commercial. You know what we’re going to say. We have a sale. Yes! Another sale. You’ve got it now. Here we go. To save us money and save you time, this is the end of the commerical. Thank you. Come to Art Van.
ANNCR: Hello, Art Van here. I bet you wondered where we went. We haven’t had a commercial in… well, a few minutes. Don’t worry. We’re here now. And we have a sale. You probably could have guessed that… but enjoy your powers of prediction while they last. Because someday, probably, um, eventually… we might not have a sale. Then you’ll be sad. So come now, while it lasts. Thank you.