Art Van- Vulture Staff

TV: VULTURES

 

OPEN ON EXTERIOR OF FURNITURE STORE. VULTURES CIRCLE OVER. SFX: SPARSE VULTURE CAWS

 

YOUNG, SMILING COUPLE ARRIVE IN CAR. GET OUT, WALK IN STORE.

 

 

 

INSIDE THE STORE, TWO VULTURE-LIKE MEN DRESSED IN SUITS PERCHED ABOVE THE DOOR TO THE LEFT ARE SITTING ON A LEDGE, HUNCHED LIKE VULTURES, AND GLANCE SLYLY AT EACH OTHER AS THE COUPLE ENTERS BELOW.

 

SFX: “VULTURE” NOISES AUDIBLE OVER TYPICAL STORE MUSIC.

 

 

 

COUPLE WALKS FORWARD. GET A GLIMPSE OF VULTURE STAFF ON THE FLOOR FIGHTING OVER THE LEG OF AN OVERTURNED COFFEE TABLE.

 

 

 

COUPLE CONTINUES TO WALK TOWARDS A COUCH AND ARE QUIETLY CHATTING TO EACH OTHER WITH SMILES ON THEIR FACES, OBLIVIOUS TO THE VULTURE PEOPLE. AS SOON AS THEY REACH THE COUCH, YOU HEAR LOUD WINGS FLAPPING AS SOMETHING DARTS OVER THEIR HEADS, BUT OUT OF SIGHT. THEY LOOK UP.

 

CUT TO MEDIUM-SHOT OF COUPLE STANDING NEAR COUCH, GIVING EACH OTHER CURIOUS LOOKS AFTER HEARING THE WING-FLAPPING OVERHEAD. THEN ZOOM OUT AND SEE A VULTURE EMPLOYEE SUDDENLY APPEAR NEXT TO THEM, AS IF OUT OF NOWHERE.

 

 

 

BEHIND THE EMPLOYEE, IN THE BACKGROUND YOU SEE SOMETHING UNRECOGNIZABLE (VULTURE STAFF) SWOOPS ACROSS THE SCREEN AS THE EMPLOYEE (WITH JERKY MOVEMENTS) TALKS QUICKLY IN MONOTONE.

 

EMPLOYEE: Hi, welcome to Big Furniture where the furniture isn’t big but the savings are and wow, I see you’re looking at our popular Watercrest Hickory English Thistle Meadow living room set with the Vericose Finish and gold trim and can I suggest a matching armchair? Plus today we’ll throw in a slightly used foot massager if you spend over a thousand dollars, what do you think- do you have any questions- ok super well, let me get the manager and we’ll get the paperwork ready!

 

EMPLOYEE TURNS TO LEAVE, YOU SEE A VULTURE FEATHER ON HIS BACK.

 

THE COUPLE LOOK AT EACH OTHER WITH CONCERNED EXPRESSIONS, FIRMLY GRASP EACH OTHER’S HANDS AND WALK OUT THE DOOR QUICKLY. OFF TO THE SIDE, YOU SEE A FEW VULTURES FIGHTING AND PECKING AT EACH OTHER PERCHED ON TOP OF A COUCH.

 

ANNCR: Some furniture stores are run by vultures. At Art Van, you’ll find friendly, helpful people.

 

BLACK SCREEN WITH ART VAN LOGO
SUPER: “FRIENDLY FURNITURE.”

 

OTHERS TAGS:
IT’S A GOOD TIME FOR FURNITURE.
IT’S FURNITURE TIME.
WE’RE FURNITURE PEOPLE.
NICE FURNITURE.

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